Uncle moishy

Mommy: do you want to hear the good news?

Sruli: uncle moishy is coming?

Mommy: no, for pesach we are going far away...

Sruli: to the ice cream shop to get ice cream?

Mommy: to California!

-3 yrs old

Animal savvy somewhat?!

At breakfast you informed us that sharks, snakes, lions,frogs  and tigers bite us,but ballies can't bite us!!

-3 yrs old

Eretz Yisroel

When we were mentioning 1 day how chavas mother lives in Israel, you pointed out that your yarmulke used to live in Israel too!

Jealousy

We were discussing about how w shouldn't be jealous of others. After lelli announced she wants to be like miriam you put in your two cents and announced you want to be a cow!

-3 yrs old

Pink eye

you told tatty today that you got to stay home cuz you have a peacock in your eye!!

-3 yrs old

Aleph Beis

You would sing the whole aleph beis in aniggun... one day you started singing it and then turned the page in the siddur to find another whole page of it over and over again with nekudos!

you started singing the whole tune six times in a row. finally you turned to tatty and said: tatty this aleph beis is so long!

Dog Poop?

You noticed on the tires on a winter day there was slushy mud all over them. .. you asked tatty why a dog pooped on our tires?!

-3 years old